Thanks to all of you for the "YOU GO, GIRL!" and "You poor thang!" comments on my last post. My pity party is over for now; well-at least for a few minutes anyway...
The Man has been out of town for too many days and is returning early; a whole DAY early, that is. He missed us. And we, him. It will be good to have him back.
Nothing else has been stolen from our home in the days since my last post. I guess that can of whoop-ass I opened up on those skanky whipper snappers worked. Don't mess with me and my home or I will cutt-chu. Hear?!
I have deep thoughts to share on my trip to Indiana except that I am unable to conjure them up at the moment due to my throbbing neck glands, swollen throat and oozing, infected right ear. Damn viruses and bad cabin pressure on airplanes!! Givin' me writer's block an' shit...
I do have to say that I appreciate home so much more now than I did a couple of weeks ago. Home. My Minnesota home. There's nothing quite like a comfy house with comfy kids and a comfy husband and four comfy dogs. It's just so...well...you know; comfy. I like that word comfy. Do you like it? Never mind.
I've officially taken 4 ibuprofen, 2 extra strength Tylenol, and one little lavender Mommy-is-really-nice-and-happy pill for the evening and I see a cup 'o Robo in my future before I hit the sack. Dammit all to hell, I forgot the NyQuil when I was at CVS today...
Give me a knock 'em out cocktail recipe for a sick mutha--would 'ja? Something nice, preferably warm or very, very cold as that feels extra nice on the throat right now. And preferably something that will make Momma sleep real nice-like at night. Please? I'll even give extra credit if you make me one and bring it over yourself.
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P.S. The kids and I have just discovered Malcom in the Middle. What was I thinking by not watching this show when it was actually in production???? It's f-ing FUNNY and Dewy rocks my world!!
Thursday, July 9, 2009
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You need to drink a hot toddie...it's like having warm nyquil! And Malcolm in the Middle totally rocks!!!!!!!!!!! We miss you, Addison keeps saying "cousins will be here soon."
I agree Malcolm is hysterical~ I have been watching it more now that it is off the air. Glad to hear the man made it back safely...you will have to share his travel stories as only you can.
Hope you are feeling better! Loved the clip! I have never watched the show, but that is hilarious! I will show it to my boys. They will love it. Poo Pee is my 4 1/2 yr old's favorite word. Must be a boy thing! Looking forward to your next post. You always make me laugh, which most days, I need!!
I truly love that you just said 'cutt-chu'. Only you could pull that off. *sigh* I wish I was as gangsta as you.
Just had to tell you this, it's funny. My son invited two friends over last week to play in the slip n slide. The one boy said, "Wanna see my dance?" and proceeded to do the PooPee dance and song from Malcolm in the Middle. I said, "I know that dance". He was very impressed that I knew it. He taught it to my two sons, and they do it all day now!
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