Today, In 20 Questions and the All Too Often Overlooked Drink of the Day

1. Is it 8:00 already?


2. Is it 8:07 already?


3. Is it 8:14 already? (Yes, I have a well worn snooze button.)


4. Why does my girl have her jammie shirt on one arm only, backwards and upside down?


5. Nolan...are you in the shower yet?


6. Why the hell did the dog shit in the kitchen???!!!


7. Ahhh...could coffee taste any better?


8. She said what to you?


9. What did you say to her?


10. Did that hurt your feelings?


11. Did you forget your tadpole permission slip and empty container?


12. Did you brush your teeth?


13. Do you know how much I love you?


14. Who do I need to talk to in order to resolve this issue?


15. Can you believe that mutherf*cking kid said that to our Sissy Girl?


16. Did she cry in your office?


17. Would you believe it's already been taken care of by the vice principal?


18. One hot dog or two?


19. Is your homework done?


20. Do you know how much I love you?

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Drink of the Day: Mommy Kool-Aid

(I had some for supper tonight with my lovely chili dog--both drink and dog went down quite easy, I might add) that's what she said

we sure know how to class it up here in the Riddle House...

Raspberry vodka

Diet Sierra Mist

Grenadine

Fill a glass with ice, pour in a little Sierra Mist, add a splash, or two, or three, of the vodka, add a splash of grenadine, top with more of the Mist and a maraschino cherry and stir. Oh, and make a "Kiddie Cocktail" for the kids with the Sierra Mist and grenadine to keep them quiet. Just be sure they don't confuse yours with theirs--that might get you a nice little visit from CPS in the not-so-distant future when your kids go to school the next day with a "Kiddie Hangover."

WARNING: these cocktails may be addictive and lead to semi-permanent red stain on the upper lip also known as a lush-stache.