Saturday, June 20, 2009

Stolen

Monday, we were robbed. And today, we were almost robbed again.

Someone broke into our home in the whole two hours we were gone and took my laptop, my son's PSP and my husband's ipod. There was no sign of forced entry and we were baffled, angry, unsettled.

This week has been a barrage of phone calls, security planning and refusing to leave the house if not completely and unequivocally necessary.

I took my daughter to a play date this afternoon then came home to spend time alone with my son and to have lunch. Nolan is getting sick again, but we now have an action plan to keep up with his rebellious lungs, thanks to the recent visit with Dr. P-our pediatric pulmonologist. But our time was not carefree and conducive to momma/boy bonding: instead, it was fraught with worries of asthma and pneumonia and allergies and the like; the breach of our security momentarily forgotten.

I decided to let Nolan go to a friend's house for the afternoon and catch a little time for myself at home. We piled into the car not remiss about the fact that we were being stared down from across the street by two ominous, lurking, sloppy, tattooed, twenty-somethings in a pickup truck. Skipped heartbeat. Intuition firing off at breakneck speed. Get. him. to. his. friend's. house. Then. go. home. QUICK!

Upon reaching my street and turning into the neighborhood, I immediately see my home with two wide-open garage doors and a black pickup truck parked now at the end of my drive way- I had caught them! They had no idea I'd be gone for a mere 5 minutes.

A call to The Man. A call to 911.

Stay on the line. Don't put yourself in danger. Stay in your car. You don't have to follow them...

...should I stay on the line? I'm so scared! When are they going to be here? I'm following them; they're driving around the neighborhood. I'm NOT letting them leave!

...what street are they on now? Heading east? Yes, they are on their way...

...one of them is getting out of the truck and coming toward me. Should I talk to him? Tattoos...his forearms are covered in tattoos. He's about 21? Thin, white, with short hair. I'm only going to roll the window down a little...

...It's okay; stay calm-help is coming.

...black truck, GMC Sonoma. Two while males. I'm following them. They think they can get out of the neighborhood, but I've got them blocked...

The first police car arrived and I've never felt more saved. I thanked the 911 dispatcher many times as I sobbed, all the adrenaline flowing out of my body through the tears. I didn't know what would happen as that person approached my car. All I could think was how glad I was for the kids having play dates today. Thank God, Mohammad, Buddha, Allah, Mother Earth and the universe for small, small favors.

The next po-po car came, sirens blaring, lights flashing, then another and another. I never felt so rescued. Ever.

My sheriff's deputy had an army bracelet on his left wrist. I hardly heard a word he said, but I answered his questions at the end of my driveway and stared at his wrist along with his unbelievably young face. And yes, he was tall. And handsome. I DO remember that. I felt an overwhelming urge to touch the bracelet but thought better of it when it seemed a little too close to his gun. Wouldn't want him to think I was going for it. Might pop a cap in my ass for that one.

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Everything's gonna be okay. The Man is here to protect me now. My garage doors now will not open without an act of God. Doors, windows-all but barred. Kids? Fine. My boy called me immediately after the cars dissipated from the neighborhood.
Hello?
Mommy? Are you okay?
Yeah, Honey. I'm fine. Are you okay?
Yeah. I was worried about you. I asked T.'s mom if I could call.
I'm fine, Baby. Just fine. Everything's okay.
I love you.
I love you too, Bubby. Bye-bye.

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I'm still the luckiest chick/mommy in the world.

17 Comments:

Bacardi Mama said...

Oh my God, you poor thing! I can't imagine how scary that must have been. The good thing is that you were clear headed and they are caught and you are all safe. Girl, you deserve some cocktails!!

Diana said...

OMG..so were they in your house the second time?
So what was the DRINK OF THE NIGHT when this was over?

2 Kids 3 Martinis said...

Thanks, Bacardi Mama. Yes, the cocktails are in order, aren't they??!

2 Kids 3 Martinis said...

Diana, they were NOT in the house...yet, thank God. They were not far from it though. The drink of the night was only diet pepsi. But I drank that diet pepsi with my girl while getting a pedicure and watching her getting flowers painted on her toenails. Didn't need the drink when I had my girl to calm my nerves and make me forget my worries if only for a while. :) She's amazing...and wonderful...and life-saving...

Suzanne said...

OMG...how scary! you are SO brave ~ don't know what I would have done.

Jessica said...

Holy moly!! Crazy crazy story. I'm just glad you are all okay. I've been thinking about ya-- sending happy thoughts (and drinks) your way.

Nancy said...

YOWZAA and CHEERS to one very brave mom! I could feel my own adrenalin pumping just reading your post. Can't imagine it "in the flesh". From past experiences I know I too can be pretty brave in the moment and then have a complete crying fit afterward... until I have to face one of my kids. Then of course, "I'm fine."

Bless your boy for being so in tune with you. What a fantastic connection you two have.

Julie said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!! You are one tough chickie!! So, so glad everyone is safe.

Susan said...

Holy crap. My heart is pounding and I'm only reading about it! So glad you're safe and so glad you caught the asswipes. Yes, a cocktail is in order. And oh yeah, one for you too!

Maria said...

How awful! Glad you are physically ok. How scary. Hugs!!

Malady said...

OH MY GOD!!!!!! ughhh! I can't believe you caught them!!! I am dying to know the details of the robbers' reactions! Did they see you? Did you hear what they said? What ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby Jayden said...

I agree you are a brave mama!

A♥B said...

OMG! My heart goes out to you! That is one of my worse fears.

MOMSWEB said...

Knock, knock...dropping by to visit your bloghome. I hope all is well since your last post. I enjoyed my visit with you.

sandy said...

Wow. What a day. I can imagine that you had a few that evening.

My family and I just moved from the Minneapolis area to San Antonio. I don't miss the sub-zero temps we really miss the friends that we made there.

I am glad you all are now safe.
Sandy

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Amy said...

Ok, this whole situation is scary and I don't mean to laugh but the post was funny. I would have probably pissed my pants if I were in your shoes. But your description of it is f'ing hysterical!